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Entries mentioning spinning in circles

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999