Entries mentioning Spend-O-Mart | |
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Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bellsWhitened on December 24, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
A monolithic dumpPumped and dumped on April 30, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
On any given dayPlotted and schemed on August 21, 2022 | |
Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Hard avocados and soft stonesRipened on January 23, 2022 | |
Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Plantago delenda estPlanted on October 17, 2021 | |
Excrescence and excretaUnfolded on September 26, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
An Independence Day to rememberIn the pants on July 4, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
The turtle herds of insomniaNōDōz’d on August 12, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
My neighbor—he’s on fireDetonated on May 27, 2012 | |
A box! A box! A box of…Puttered about on April 15, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?Marred on August 14, 2011 | |
Just shaving the dogPreened on July 31, 2011 | |
The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Dyssynergic defecationSplashed down on April 24, 2011 | |
Plårp and I did our bestPotted on April 10, 2011 | |
A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting ChristmasClamored about on December 26, 2010 | |
An offer he couldn’t refuseUnmitigated on September 26, 2010 | |
Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
A plan is hatchedHatched right before April 4, 2010 | |
Ham by the brickMechanically extracted on March 28, 2010 | |
Today is January 27Punched on January 27, 2008 | |
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardDrenched in sweat on December 17, 2006 | |
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58Whored out on December 10, 2006 | |
Bloviating and brachiatingWrenched away from me on December 3, 2006 | |
