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Entries mentioning Spend-O-Mart

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells

Whitened on December 24, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

A monolithic dump

Pumped and dumped on April 30, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006