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My basement, otherwise known as my cellar, where the barrels of bacon grease are.

Entries mentioning my basement

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007