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Entries mentioning the Bible

Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!

Conjoined on December 17, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005