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Entries mentioning the Bible

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005