Entries mentioning the Bible | |
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Negotiating a goats-for-oats dealAbnegated on August 20, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled benderRefueled on June 19, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
A lesson in poor metricationFound wanting on October 10, 2021 | |
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
And then I’ll fart one more time, and…Intruded upon August 29, 2021 | |
Time to draw the bullEjaculated on August 1, 2021 | |
With a bubble and a squeak…Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021 | |
A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
Gnomes? In my photocopier?Litigated before September 18, 2011 | |
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner BoulevardTransubstantiated before January 16, 2011 | |
Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006 | |
368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shopTarpapered over on January 1, 2006 | |
The perfect symmetry of a letterExcreted slightly before December 18, 2005 | |
Saturday was the worstHobnobbed on October 2, 2005 | |
The perspicacious side of the planetWienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005 | |
