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Entries mentioning armpits

How was I supposed to know that…?

Decapitated on February 15, 2026

Nose, the best smelling device

Stunk down on April 28, 2024

Rejecting both Church Latin and the Ciceronian

Conjugated on July 30, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011