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Catatonic and a cat tonic Distinguished on June 22, 2025
The tubular boob tube Cubed on April 27, 2025
Cheez-Its: ghastly horrors Ghastled March 2, 2025
A horse, a printer, a chipmunk, a ruined handbag Horse-drawn on January 12, 2025
Plårped again Curled up before November 24, 2024
How does blue cheese go bad? Reposed on September 1, 2024
A masterful mañana-man Cunctated on May 5, 2024
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear) Portended on July 16, 2023
Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
My spaghetti trees had all flowered Disassembled on February 19, 2023
And the rest was history Revised for February 12, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Toppings on the bottom? Bottomed out on December 18, 2022
Al Gore: A User’s Manual Peered at on December 4, 2022
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
A veritable trash dump of words Whipped on September 18, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure Stacked high on June 26, 2022
An exaggeratedly long week Galloped about on April 17, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
The twentieth best day of my life Easily understood on March 20, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19, 2021
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The nauga war Tanned on October 14, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Axons across beard-seconds of darkness Stretched out February 19, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Thoughts converging toward reality Diverging from January 22, 2012
A journey to Upper Silesia Gruelled on December 18, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Goatburping and speechifying Blustered about before November 20, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Uneventful, boring, and bland Nothing happened on August 28, 2011
A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets? Marred on August 14, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Incipits being rather popish Lubricated on May 22, 2011
Reflecting on corn gone wrong Paroled on May 15, 2011
The tight, grimacing face Impacted before April 17, 2011
A dark and stormy night Stormdrained on February 6, 2011
In feckless search of a new body Transplanted before January 23, 2011
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer! Diagnosed on January 9, 2011
The frozen Pnårp Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010
An offer he couldn’t refuse Unmitigated on September 26, 2010
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys Urinated on on July 18, 2010
Noshing on my favorite keyboard Fluttered on July 4, 2010
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top! Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
A little pedicatio Irrumated on May 16, 2010
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism Guzzled on May 9, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Return from the Brundlebeyond Disgorged on March 7, 2010
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
New Gardegnomia Navigated to on July 30, 2006
The wall gong exhibition Molested on June 11, 2006
A visit to Eigentoria Emigrated on November 6, 2005
The lawn gnomes prance! Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

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