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Entries mentioning demons

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Do better

Retracted on November 26, 2023

Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs

Emulsified on November 5, 2023

Mulberries, mulbiaries, mubbleducks, and mubbliaries

Trussed up on October 29, 2023

An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence

Hobbled on October 22, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

A turtle extended its neck and quacked

Resisted on April 23, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007