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Entries mentioning Jesus

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999