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Landing head-first in March Made it on March 5, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Upon the Fimbriated Planet Flabbled about on August 5, 2012
And the neckties writhed Spiraled around July 29, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
I was dead Expired around February 26, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park Soil sampled on November 13, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Moobly Sefernday! Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
Cool beans Beaned on March 27, 2011
The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street Borfnagled on March 6, 2011
The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011
Parndiddle McForsterbaster Pinned up on September 5, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
I had eggs today! Oviposited on April 18, 2010
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
Ol’ Grummie’s back! Bungled up on June 3, 2007
131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts Decimated on March 4, 2007
Suing Alyssa Milano Bombarded after January 14, 2007
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship Appeased prior to July 2, 2006
Gormless bastard! Located to the right of June 25, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005
Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher Belted out on December 4, 2005
The return of Grårp Cordoned off on September 18, 2005
Music erupted from my bed cushions Cosigned on April 24, 2005

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