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Entries mentioning Hell

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship

Appeased prior to July 2, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005