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Entries mentioning ficus trees

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

With a ploot, ploot, ploot!

Born on November 6, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

The laws of Phillip I: Homage

Legislated on April 8, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

The laws of Phillip I

Promulgated on March 25, 2007

The restive provinces conquered

Excoriated before March 18, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007