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Entries mentioning fezzes

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

The unwary victim of cellular ennui

Metabolized on April 2, 2023

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

My house burned down today

Incinerated on November 20, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone

Fondled on August 22, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999