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Entries mentioning crudberry pie

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999