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Entries mentioning seamanship

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

Haldûrburðgar, Lord and Emperor

Knifed with a spoon on September 10, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Burkina Faso encased in pie

Tortured on July 23, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

No dice

Gambled over on July 9, 2006

This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s ship

Appeased prior to July 2, 2006

Gormless bastard!

Located to the right of June 25, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006