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Watering the water clocks Watered on January 28, 2024
Whitewalls, chromedomes, and an asshat with jingle bells Whitened on December 24, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
The Aroostook Roo Store Rued the day of September 17, 2023
By fish or by Finn Finished after September 10, 2023
Cwæþ the Pnårp Jactitated on August 27, 2023
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass Snorkeled on June 11, 2023
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple! Cursed on May 28, 2023
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp! Sworn on May 21, 2023
Being a little bit taller Racked on April 16, 2023
To catch a fly Lashed on February 26, 2023
Feeling rather non-Euclidean Knotted on January 8, 2023
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys Thanks given on November 27, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
“If” is the middle word in “life” Horrified on September 11, 2022
History looked at me this week Transported on September 4, 2022
Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker Basted on August 28, 2022
On any given day Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022
Catastrophes—but no anastrophe Mishappened on August 14, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee Cocked up on July 24, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Fleas, flies, and friars! Peddled on June 12, 2022
A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes Wriggled on June 5, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
Seven point two hundred Committed on March 27, 2022
An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair Cannibalized on February 27, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1, 2021
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18, 2021
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11, 2021
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16, 2021
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9, 2021
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25, 2021
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Mooey, mooey, moo! Lowed at on December 9, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Livin’ large in the large intestine Emboweled on September 23, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
I am the humperdumperdink! Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012
My skin was thinking Considered for June 3, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Hoarsely the Pnårp sang Horsed around on May 13, 2012
A box! A box! A box of… Puttered about on April 15, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
Toad rental—cheap! Rented on March 18, 2012
Seven point one hundred Released on February 5, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
A sleigh ride to the North Pole Kringled on December 25, 2011
A sally to the Kremlin Red squared on December 11, 2011
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Fimbriated armless and legless Charged on October 30, 2011
A snootful of donuts Imbibed before October 2, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A stick of pepperoni a day Bordured on August 21, 2011
The day ended Gibbered about on August 7, 2011
Potted meat Unpotted on June 5, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp Stumbled around on August 8, 2010
A Hilarius pair of ducks Guffawed at after March 14, 2010
Kudzu and Miss Hewitt Integrated on July 13, 2008
Glick Glick van der Glick again! Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008
Ring above? Rung above on May 25, 2008
Do, guppy, guppy! Guppied on May 4, 2008
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Dugongs abound in my ear canals! Tiled over on August 19, 2007
I did not forget about Hitler! Livingroomed on August 12, 2007
Plårp goes home Sent home on August 5, 2007
Plårp, Plårp, Plårp! Lopped off on July 29, 2007
I forgot about Hitler again… Posited because of November 19, 2006
My new neighbor from Georgia Nazified on April 2, 2006
Stewing in my own juices Brewed on November 13, 2005
My dear brother Grårp! Crucified for March 13, 2005
I forgot about Hitler Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999
The Englebee Troobles Pondered upon August 8, 1999
The perfunctory margin of disbelief Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

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