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Entries mentioning alarm clocks

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

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Snoozed on October 9, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

A dark and spammy night

LARTed on February 20, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010