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Entries mentioning butter

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

A real nobody

Fettered on October 15, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

My spaghetti trees had all flowered

Disassembled on February 19, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Toppings on the bottom?

Bottomed out on December 18, 2022

I wish my spoons were stronger

Snooped on October 23, 2022

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999