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Entries mentioning cabbage

With a bubble and a squeak…

Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999