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Entries mentioning cake

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

To catch a fly

Lashed on February 26, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999