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Entries mentioning candy

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

A Sefernday to ſurely remember

Obſerved on October 24, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Graceful as Loquisha’s soles

Danced with on October 14, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006