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Mortimer Harshbarger

The local haberdasher from the local haberdashery (next to the fishmongery and asshattery on Wiggensworth Street).

Entries mentioning Mortimer Harshbarger

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008