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duct tape

Duct tape… made with real ducks!

Entries mentioning duct tape

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006