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Entries mentioning magic

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Sigmund Freud would be proud

Electrified on April 3, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005