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Entries mentioning buses

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Pedicured on March 17, 2024

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

Yet still bereft of meaning

Creamed on September 25, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Ravna and a ligature

Magic-marked on May 20, 2007

The laws of Phillip I: Last decree

Decreed on April 15, 2007

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999