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Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012