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Entries mentioning pepperoni

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

The laws of Phillip I: Taxes

Propagated on April 1, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999