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Loquisha

My sandal-footed little brown Loquisha… with the biggest damn bubble butt you ever did see!

Entries mentioning Loquisha
To be a featureless white worm Gouged out on March 12, 2023
Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff Goat got on December 30, 2012
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
Horses, drugs, and some Volvos Revolved around December 2, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
The geese were angry Angered before November 4, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
Illin’ in the ileum Chillin’ on September 16, 2012
The September that wouldn’t be Elided on September 2, 2012
My competitive worm charming days Vermiculated on August 26, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
To order a coffee Caffeinated on March 25, 2012
A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal Fractured on February 12, 2012
Thoughts diverging from reality Converging on January 29, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
Gnomes? In my photocopier? Litigated before September 18, 2011
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
Just shaving the dog Preened on July 31, 2011
Disgorgement and cheddar Squassated on July 24, 2011
Pnårp.com! Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011
A dark and spammy night LARTed on February 20, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
An alabasterously magnificent find Found before December 5, 2010
375 gorillas and some flower pots Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
Insidious flobcumber pie Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010
Joyful Sefernday, everyone! Envisaged on June 6, 2010
Oh, the serendipity! Squelched through on May 30, 2010
Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp Destalinized on May 2, 2010
eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust Gassed up on May 18, 2008
Today is January 27 Punched on January 27, 2008
Gnomes? In my kettles? Nonsensed at January 20, 2008
Lo’ Kweeisha Pornographed on January 13, 2008
Bubble wrap and bubble butts Thawed on January 6, 2008
Free at last Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007
The deep blue face of failure Done wrong on October 21, 2007
Graceful as Loquisha’s soles Danced with on October 14, 2007
This is Phillip Norbert Årp’s spaceship Diseased prior to October 7, 2007
Why do the stars scream? Screamed about on September 16, 2007
Back to Harry’s Ingratiated on June 10, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
’Twas the night before Christmas Prostituted on December 24, 2006
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17, 2006
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006
Loquisha, you hornswoggler! Added to taste on October 29, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
Terrorists! Terrorists!! Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006
The dingleberry/hamster song Sung for April 30, 2006
Ham and eggs, a dram of megs Hammed up for February 26, 2006
Today being Christmas… Made merry on December 25, 2005
Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

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