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Entries mentioning defrigerators

Christmas is here—fat, dumb, and happy

Circulated on December 21, 2025

…How to ribbit this week

Frog gotten on June 15, 2025

Whose skin is it now?

Flensed on March 9, 2025

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010