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Entries mentioning pi

Miscounting the protons

Demisemiquavered on May 22, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

An infinite pie

Unbounded on June 6, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

The one true goddess!

Duffeled on November 18, 2007

There’s nothing in my head!

Scuffled with on November 11, 2007

Snuffle off to Buffalo

Sniffled at on November 4, 2007

Strahazazhia smiles upon me

Gone wrong on October 28, 2007

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Terrorists! Terrorists!!

Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005

Curse inflatable hotdogs

Expurgated on January 23, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

The seventeenth best day of my life

Dissipated before March 21, 1999