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Entries mentioning pencils

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Vigorously shaking every ficus tree

Shook before December 12, 2021

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011