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Murderdeathcock

My favorite genocide metal band.

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Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010