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Entries mentioning refrigerators

Pig-headed and ham-fisted

Cleaved on March 3, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

The Aroostook Roo Store

Rued the day of September 17, 2023

Dogs that ate backwards

Reversed on June 25, 2023

It doesn’t have to—but I always do

Needn’t on June 4, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

I am my thoughts… I am time

Annuated on January 1, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

I did not forget about Hitler!

Livingroomed on August 12, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005