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Entries mentioning coffee

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Excrescence and excreta

Unfolded on September 26, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Maybe it was the location

Tripped out on March 21, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999