Entries mentioning underwear | |
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How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
Corn gone bacon and eggsConsterned on September 3, 2023 | |
Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
Omental cakes and tires (or a blunch of underwear)Portended on July 16, 2023 | |
Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
Toppings on the bottom?Bottomed out on December 18, 2022 | |
Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
A veritable trash dump of wordsWhipped on September 18, 2022 | |
“If” is the middle word in “life”Horrified on September 11, 2022 | |
A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manureStacked high on June 26, 2022 | |
Seven point two hundredCommitted on March 27, 2022 | |
The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
Losing weight at the lost-and-foundBonked on September 19, 2021 | |
Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
200,000 flip-flop–related injuriesDiscalceated on May 9, 2021 | |
The Hanes–Heinz problemCaught up on May 2, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
With a bubble and a squeak…Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021 | |
Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
Hoarsely the Pnårp sangHorsed around on May 13, 2012 | |
Surviving April Fools DayFoxholed on April 1, 2012 | |
Axons across beard-seconds of darknessStretched out February 19, 2012 | |
Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
Goatburping and speechifyingBlustered about before November 20, 2011 | |
A snootful of donutsImbibed before October 2, 2011 | |
The toadskin kazooToads skinned on September 4, 2011 | |
The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
Potted meatUnpotted on June 5, 2011 | |
Reflecting on corn gone wrongParoled on May 15, 2011 | |
The tight, grimacing faceImpacted before April 17, 2011 | |
Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!Diagnosed on January 9, 2011 | |
Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneysUrinated on on July 18, 2010 | |
Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010 | |
A little pedicatioIrrumated on May 16, 2010 | |
The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–HampsterismGuzzled on May 9, 2010 | |
Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
Free at lastSelf-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007 | |
Loquisha, you hornswoggler!Added to taste on October 29, 2006 | |
Terrorists! Terrorists!!Sporked with some tongs on September 17, 2006 | |
New GardegnomiaNavigated to on July 30, 2006 | |
The wall gong exhibitionMolested on June 11, 2006 | |
The lawn gnomes prance!Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005 |