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Entries mentioning the skeezle-wumpus

Too many uncertainties

Certified on July 28, 2024

Things are looking up

Uplit on June 16, 2024

Being a little bit taller

Racked on April 16, 2023

A mystery of hasps and coat hangers

Fastened on January 29, 2023

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And then I’ll fart one more time, and…

Intruded upon August 29, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010