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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Entries mentioning tongue

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

A hilarious pair of ducks

Redpilled on March 13, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

Without a tongue or a penis

Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999