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The stench of failure Stunk up on March 31, 2024
A vernally hibernal good time Drove on March 24, 2024
There’s a joke in here somewhere Pedicured on March 17, 2024
Pigs fly just fine Porked on February 18, 2024
The unwary victim of cellular ennui Metabolized on April 2, 2023
Yet still bereft of meaning Creamed on September 25, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
The long, greasy road Lubed up on July 3, 2022
Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender Refueled on June 19, 2022
A hilarious pair of ducks Redpilled on March 13, 2022
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27, 2021
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
In my own back yard Extirpated on September 30, 2012
The turtle herds of insomnia NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012
Planet of the geese Honked at on July 15, 2012
The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys! Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
The toadskin kazoo Toads skinned on September 4, 2011
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital Atrophied before October 10, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Tater-totting crunkfire Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010
Ring above? Rung above on May 25, 2008
Do, guppy, guppy! Guppied on May 4, 2008
Under Pam & Meg’s Delved under on September 9, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10, 2006
Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo Hypothesized on November 5, 2006
Mesothelioma in a drainage ditch Stir-fried for October 22, 2006
I’m ending it all! Spindled on August 21, 2005
Incipient garden gnomes pouring down Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
Eigenfactor Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005
Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005
The Trooble Foundation Irked on April 17, 2005
I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one Popularized for April 10, 2005
I was mad Optimized for April 3, 2005
I desire broadband access to my feet! Quibbled about on March 27, 2005
Fight the future Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999
I forgot about Hitler Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12, 1999
Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg Encapsulated within July 25, 1999
The flying pi returned Complicated because of July 4, 1999
I took the AK-47 down Romanticized for June 20, 1999
The triangular briefcase I had found Reintegrated on June 13, 1999
The spiders began to sing and chant Refracted after June 6, 1999
I found a scrap of paper in my pocket Rebutted on May 23, 1999
A glass was sitting on my desk Cemented on April 18, 1999

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