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Entries mentioning constipation

Whittling the knittery

Quavered on May 8, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

Dyssynergic defecation

Splashed down on April 24, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006