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Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

Autumn had arrived

Floundered on October 16, 2022

Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squee

Cocked up on July 24, 2022

Tuck in flap to close

Knocked up on July 17, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

A pastry on both your houses!

Made peace with on February 12, 2006