Entries mentioning global warming | |
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Flogging the dinosaur | Flailed around on May 1, 2022 |
Interwoven threads of witless boobery | Spiked on February 20, 2022 |
The door slammed in my face | Slammed on January 30, 2022 |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream | Collected before December 26, 2021 |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara | Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021 |
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree | Shook before December 12, 2021 |
Shouting at every houseplant | Shouted at before December 5, 2021 |
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism | Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 |
The pink, sticky day ended | Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 |
And I still couldn’t find my comb | Nosedove before August 22, 2021 |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel | Squeeorled on August 15, 2021 |
Today I was being a… | Squirreled on August 8, 2021 |
Maybe it was the location | Tripped out on March 21, 2021 |
