Entries mentioning global warming

Entries mentioning global warming
You are a crazy person Maddened on November 20, 2022
With a ploot, ploot, ploot! Born on November 6, 2022
Up to my ass in alligators Endangered on August 7, 2022
Flogging the dinosaur Flailed around on May 1, 2022
Interwoven threads of witless boobery Spiked on February 20, 2022
The door slammed in my face Slammed on January 30, 2022
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26, 2021
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12, 2021
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5, 2021
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8, 2021
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21, 2021
A dark and smarmy night Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

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