Entries mentioning global warming | |
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And then what happened next—Scrapped on May 18, 2025 | |
The tubular boob tubeCubed on April 27, 2025 | |
The man who lived inside wallsOutgurned before February 2, 2025 | |
A laughing stockBoiled on December 22, 2024 | |
But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
By the bag, the can, the bottle, and the flaskTrashed on September 29, 2024 | |
How does blue cheese go bad?Reposed on September 1, 2024 | |
Too many uncertaintiesCertified on July 28, 2024 | |
Nose, the best smelling deviceStunk down on April 28, 2024 | |
An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
The case of the windy toiletManicured on March 10, 2024 | |
Pigs fly just finePorked on February 18, 2024 | |
Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
A real nobodyFettered on October 15, 2023 | |
A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
Playing a katydid like a fiddleDiddled on August 6, 2023 | |
Rejecting both Church Latin and the CiceronianConjugated on July 30, 2023 | |
It doesn’t have to—but I always doNeedn’t on June 4, 2023 | |
Why fish don’t have feetExpiscated on May 7, 2023 | |
Being a little bit tallerRacked on April 16, 2023 | |
My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
