Entries mentioning global warming | |
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My spaghetti trees had all floweredDisassembled on February 19, 2023 | |
A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
I am my thoughts… I am timeAnnuated on January 1, 2023 | |
You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light creamCollected before December 26, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
Vigorously shaking every ficus treeShook before December 12, 2021 | |
Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
An adventure in Dingleberry–DumpsterismDumped and stirred on November 28, 2021 | |
The pink, sticky day endedChaptered and versed on September 12, 2021 | |
And I still couldn’t find my combNosedove before August 22, 2021 | |
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
Today I was being a…Squirreled on August 8, 2021 | |
Maybe it was the locationTripped out on March 21, 2021 | |
A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
