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Entries mentioning the goatburping park

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Confound delivery

Starched on January 16, 2022

Today I was being a…

Squirreled on August 8, 2021

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007