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Entries mentioning monkeys

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas

Divided by zero on June 13, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

I am the humperdumperdink!

Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Disgorgement and cheddar

Squassated on July 24, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Cool beans

Beaned on March 27, 2011

A dark and Strommy night

Thurmonned on February 27, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

Dying planktonic foraminifera

Rained down on April 13, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

The haberdashery, act II

Flaunted on March 12, 2006

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005