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Entries mentioning elephants

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

The death of Argo Navis

Trisected before April 29, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005