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Entries mentioning Fate

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An arduous, odorous, ordurous affair

Cannibalized on February 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Hnnnngggghhhh!

Strained on May 1, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010