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Entries mentioning plumbing

Seven point three hundred

Paltered on February 25, 2024

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006