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Entries mentioning McDonald’s

A veritable trash dump of words

Whipped on September 18, 2022

An out-of-place trashcan

Recycled on November 14, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Ten years

Hijacked on September 11, 2011

Potted meat

Unpotted on June 5, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999