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Entries mentioning tomatoes

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

To muffle up a gooſe

Muffled up on October 31, 2021

Time to draw the bull

Ejaculated on August 1, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

The Hanes–Heinz problem

Caught up on May 2, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005