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Entries mentioning donkeys

Angry monkey syndrome, a dishdirtier

Illustrated on February 4, 2024

The house that Pnårp built

Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

Something breakfasty and sausage-like

Baconated on April 25, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Today is January 27

Punched on January 27, 2008

She isn’t dead!

Copulated after January 15, 2006

Umph… plurgh… splat!

Beautified on July 17, 2005

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999