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Entries mentioning hammers

Playing a katydid like a fiddle

Diddled on August 6, 2023

And the rest was history

Revised for February 12, 2023

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

Keeping those goats down in the hole

Bored on April 18, 2021

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Uneventful, boring, and bland

Nothing happened on August 28, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008