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Entries mentioning bowels

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Gnocco after gnocco

Knocked on on July 10, 2022

The long, greasy road

Lubed up on July 3, 2022

Fleas, flies, and friars!

Peddled on June 12, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream

Collected before December 26, 2021

Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara

Vigorously shook before December 19, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

Illin’ in the ileum

Chillin’ on September 16, 2012

A sojourn through the jejunum

Catabolized on September 9, 2012

The September that wouldn’t be

Elided on September 2, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A skeezle-wumpus? In my cabinets?

Marred on August 14, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

The harooloos grew closer

Repositioned on July 17, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005