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Entries mentioning mucus

New years and new neighbors

Bunted on January 2, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war

Embattled on November 21, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Great Dane or greatest Dane?

Deigned on May 23, 2021

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12, 2006